Expectations For This Blog and a Little Info On My Brain

First off, do me a favor a set your expectations for this real low. That way we can all be pleasantly surprised by my talents. Don't get me wrong, I think my brain will have some interesting things to say on a weekly basis, but let's just keep our expectations low for awhile.

I have included a picture of my brain on the front page of this blog just to lend some credibility to the blog. The way I see it, wouldn't you want to know what my brain looks like if you're going to be reading blog posts from him? And, yes this is male brain you'll be hearing from. All you ladies out there can use this as a chance to learn about a male brain, although mine is far from the normal male brain. As for all you guys out there, just sit back and enjoy.

My brain will be updating this page on a pretty regular basis, so make sure you bookmark this page. You'll be able to read about a variety of topics on my brain's blog. For example, this week's blogs would have been focused on my dog's anorexic habits, a slow-pitch softball scandal, and minature humans (babies). Those are just things that went through my brain in the past few days, so imagine all the exciting things my brain will have to blog about!

My brain also takes pleasure in creating fake news stories, so you can expect to see a few of those in here too. Buckle up, its going to be an exciting ride.